There's only so many times a cat can throw up in your basement office, there's only so many times you can tolerate stepping in cat puke in your socks, there's only so many times you can almost fall over on your way to the computer because you're walking like Indiana Jones on the way to the golden idol to avoid the little cat vomit traps, there are only so many things you have on hand to cover up the messes, before it's finally, finally time to clean up the fucking place, even for a lazy bones like me.
I'm sorry, did I just publicly hit a new low? I would consider this a low point, certainly, but trust me, I have even more cat related stories to illustrate times I've been even lower.
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